Ok so here as some of the WORST messages I've received here. I receive some of the craziest stuff even daily! This is a message to all of you out there what not to say to someone on here..especially in the first message..actually..NOT EVER!
1. WANT TO FUCK U AND BE UR SEX SLAVE...WAITING FOR YOU TO COME IN AT CHANDIGARH TO MEET ME. lET ME KNOW UR TIME AND PLACE IN CHANDIGARH SO WE CAN BANG FOR THE BUCK!
- Now this e-mail was received recently from some guy in india..he sent me a few messages but this was the one that really stood out and one of the first he sent. Where the fuck is Chandigarh? LOL whatever..
2. fervently nice and dearly mhhhhh this would nicely be you now with mine wonderfully cock to fuck and in you in it to be licking, sucking, eating noisily, fucking ohhhhhhh yes jam, jam, jam yummy! *sabber* from yours sweeten ass juicy plum.- This e-mail was received from some forgein guy and this was only part of the message although I found most of it pretty funny..I think he was trying to be serious? but god..come on guys..this is a bit too much!
3. FOR REAL U REALLY LOOKING STILL? U CURIOUS ABOUT TALKING A LITTLE PERHAPS SETTING UP A MEET? DO YOU LIKE TO SQUIRT EVER BABY?- Ok so the first half actually sounded like something decent..but he lost me in the last sentence!
4. Have you ever done a gang bang or had a train ran on you before?- WARNING: DO NOT ASK SOMEONE THIS! Why would this be the first question you would ever ask me..seriously!?! And this guy actually looked sort of normal..so beware of the closet freaks!
5. i wanna fuck you! you got nude pics?- Do not ever ask me this. You really think you're going to get laid with such a creative line. BLOCK!
6. So now that we have seen way too much of your face lets see the rest of the body like your tits and your pussy and ass shots.- This was received from a women..in her 50's..get over yourself. If I want to show you I will ..I actually have class I think nudity is beautiful and would be glad to send them to someone who has taken the time to get to know me first.
7. you gona let me holla at you? - Once again so creative..put a little bit of effort in! This was received by a guy who I actually went out with his twin brother and had that one awful date with. He still is THE only guy I've met off of here and am cautious till this day since that terrible date. What an idiot.. you can't even type normal english.
8. my first is not my nickname but matthieu_orleans
this is my second button zero
my third is very "hot" in English
My fourth is an email in English
my last is the common feature of many global site- Now this guy called this a "charade"..umm ok? I guess he was trying to be funny..and I did find it quite funny although I'm not into riddles..but thanks for the effort!!
9. Ya Dirdy- You're probably thinking where is the message..and so was I. Ya dirdy..ughh ok thanks?!?
10. I want to pierce your nipples with saftey pins and drink the blood. I want it sooo bad!
- Had to save this winner for last..wow I don't even know what to say to this..people are really into this stuff?
I hope you guys enjoyed..I'm quite amused although at times annoyed by these messages and sometimes I just can't believe anyone in their right mind would say anything close to this to try and get someones attention. ( AND these are only current messages I have in my inbox..I'm sure they've been way more in the past) Please people..think before you send something. I delete 90 percent of the messages I get because they don't put any effort into it at all! Take this as a lesson on definitely WHAT NOT TO SAY TO SOMEONE.
xoxo ALSO Thank you for the people who take the time to right something nice. I actually do receive some really nice, sweet messages that I enjoy. So thank you <3
1. WANT TO FUCK U AND BE UR SEX SLAVE...WAITING FOR YOU TO COME IN AT CHANDIGARH TO MEET ME. lET ME KNOW UR TIME AND PLACE IN CHANDIGARH SO WE CAN BANG FOR THE BUCK!
- Now this e-mail was received recently from some guy in india..he sent me a few messages but this was the one that really stood out and one of the first he sent. Where the fuck is Chandigarh? LOL whatever..
2. fervently nice and dearly mhhhhh this would nicely be you now with mine wonderfully cock to fuck and in you in it to be licking, sucking, eating noisily, fucking ohhhhhhh yes jam, jam, jam yummy! *sabber* from yours sweeten ass juicy plum.- This e-mail was received from some forgein guy and this was only part of the message although I found most of it pretty funny..I think he was trying to be serious? but god..come on guys..this is a bit too much!
3. FOR REAL U REALLY LOOKING STILL? U CURIOUS ABOUT TALKING A LITTLE PERHAPS SETTING UP A MEET? DO YOU LIKE TO SQUIRT EVER BABY?- Ok so the first half actually sounded like something decent..but he lost me in the last sentence!
4. Have you ever done a gang bang or had a train ran on you before?- WARNING: DO NOT ASK SOMEONE THIS! Why would this be the first question you would ever ask me..seriously!?! And this guy actually looked sort of normal..so beware of the closet freaks!
5. i wanna fuck you! you got nude pics?- Do not ever ask me this. You really think you're going to get laid with such a creative line. BLOCK!
6. So now that we have seen way too much of your face lets see the rest of the body like your tits and your pussy and ass shots.- This was received from a women..in her 50's..get over yourself. If I want to show you I will ..I actually have class I think nudity is beautiful and would be glad to send them to someone who has taken the time to get to know me first.
7. you gona let me holla at you? - Once again so creative..put a little bit of effort in! This was received by a guy who I actually went out with his twin brother and had that one awful date with. He still is THE only guy I've met off of here and am cautious till this day since that terrible date. What an idiot.. you can't even type normal english.
8. my first is not my nickname but matthieu_orleans
this is my second button zero
my third is very "hot" in English
My fourth is an email in English
my last is the common feature of many global site- Now this guy called this a "charade"..umm ok? I guess he was trying to be funny..and I did find it quite funny although I'm not into riddles..but thanks for the effort!!
9. Ya Dirdy- You're probably thinking where is the message..and so was I. Ya dirdy..ughh ok thanks?!?
10. I want to pierce your nipples with saftey pins and drink the blood. I want it sooo bad!
- Had to save this winner for last..wow I don't even know what to say to this..people are really into this stuff?
I hope you guys enjoyed..I'm quite amused although at times annoyed by these messages and sometimes I just can't believe anyone in their right mind would say anything close to this to try and get someones attention. ( AND these are only current messages I have in my inbox..I'm sure they've been way more in the past) Please people..think before you send something. I delete 90 percent of the messages I get because they don't put any effort into it at all! Take this as a lesson on definitely WHAT NOT TO SAY TO SOMEONE.
xoxo ALSO Thank you for the people who take the time to right something nice. I actually do receive some really nice, sweet messages that I enjoy. So thank you <3
